You see them everywhere on Insta, you know what I’m talking about: that basic blogger bracelet, the Cartier Love bracelet. Whoever does Cartier influencer marketing should get a raise for doing such a great job of infiltrating the minds of women to the point where they aspire to get a gold bracelet that was inspired by chastity belts used by husbands to “lock-up” their wives. It’s a modern day handcuff to show that you’re taken. Or really, it’s just the basic bitches’ bracelet. And now I’m one of ‘em.